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Friday, December 17, 2010

The Truth About...ME

 When I say Amateur Dater in my profile, I don't mean

Pertaining to the Latin root for "lover of"

NO.

I hate the fact that I'm going to have to date.

When I say Amateur, I mean no experience at all.

My first relationship started when I was 15 years old and lasted until I was 28.  13 fucking years. I don't even think we ever went on a real date the entire time.

The next one happened directly after.  Probably not such a good idea.  2.5 months of craziness. Fun dates, I guess they were dates.  Can you date your neighbor?

That brings us to present day. On Dec. 19th, 2010 I will have only been single for two months out of my entire adult life.

So what now?  If you're me, you avoid it.  And how do you do that?

You make a mockery of the whole situation.

But how, you ask?

By making yourself an experiment.  By starting profiles on JDATE and other places and getting messages that you're never going to respond to.

Quepasa.com



By being silly and a tease. (I still add pictures to my JDATE account, hehe)


Part of my dating dilemma is not wanting to and the other part is not knowing how.  I have been trying a little harder and may actually consider paying for an internet dating site.  I guess the goal right now is to meet a million people.

I feel like I need to meet people in some sort of order, so why not do it by ethnicity? 



Oh, and by the way,




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2 comments:

  1. yeah, it's hard. you're left with two choices. either date someone you already know or meet new people. personally i'm not big on the latter. but i'm also locked into this life i lead. i think i should just go back to sleep.

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  2. Yeah, I definitely do not want to date anyone I already know. Well I do, but they don't want to date me, lol.

    I actually have met a few people due to this experiment. No potential boyfriends yet, though.

    Sleeping is good, I think I will try that soon.

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