(Yes, alcohol was consumed for this.)
I'm Danielle. I've tried Indian, White and Persian, I'm ready for JEW!
looking for a nice jewish boy with a nice jewish body.
<3 Personality is nice but you should be pretty buff. Shirtless pics don't hurt.
My Grandma thinks I'm special. Paula thinks I'm hilarious. Most people think I'm sexy. I make good cupcakes. I'm easily amused.
On several occasions i've been told I'm yummy yummy.
Raise your hand if you're naked!
(think I'd get a date this way?)
Leave a comment with your opinion :)
it never hurts to try. i hope you get a hot jewish guy who's smart with a good job, nice car and good taste in gifts ;)
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!! OMFG Danielle!! This is hilarious!! I'm sure you'll find yourself a date. And why not? You have so much to offer another human being. Black, white, Asian, Jewish, whatever, you'll find a lot of people who want to date you. You're beautiful and talented and you come in this perfect package that no man can resist. Best of luck in your dating endevours.
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