According to this graph that I found off of the internet, Jews are smart.
That is why my account got suspended the first time I signed up with JDATE.
See, to ME, being a free site means not having to pay to interact with people, but to JDATE being free means 20 bones a month, MINIMUM.
C'mon JDATE, I gotta eat.
So I tried to stick my e-mail address somewhere on my profile, because you can't read the messages that you receive unless you purchase a JDATE account.
Customer care did not appreciate that. SUSPENDED!!
So how did I outsmart JDATE?
To be honest, I'm not exactly sure if I did yet, but my intensive research (graph) leads me to believe that some hot jew boys will figure it out.
I put in my profile that my name was DANIELLE VANESSA (my facebook profile name)
and then told them that I was the chick with the cowboy hat (people whom have tried to add me as of late said that there are a million Danielle Vanessas. You can't miss a chick in a cowboy hat, can you?)
THEN, I clicked on all of the guys' profiles that I thought were hot, because they can see who is checking them out.
My hope is that (in 4 easy steps):
1. They will see that I was checking them out
2. Click on my profile
3. See what I have written in my profile
4. Become curious and try to solve the puzzle!!
C'mon Jews, you can do it!!!!
And I'd also like to mention, that if I DID pay, which I won't, it would be a great site to meet people with. Compared to the other sites, the guys on JDATE are hotter AND seemingly more intelligent. Not too bad of a site unless they suspend you and/or try to take your money.
ReplyDeletei think jew boys are smart enough to figure it out. paying is for chumps, but i think it also weeds out the people who are just looking for hump dates.
ReplyDeletehehehe, that is a good point Rebs. Hump date sounds sleeeezy. BTW, Jdate won, they took out VANESSA so no one can even find me on facebook.
ReplyDeleteI have 11 new messages in my JDATE inbox that I can't read. Fuck paying. For now.
boo on you, jdate!! you could take up a collection to pay for it? sit on the street at the promenade with a sign "hi i need money for internet dating" hehe
ReplyDeletehahaha, I might just do that, for the blog, of course, hehe ;)
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