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Thursday, December 23, 2010

Fade to Black

If I get a black boyfriend, can I call him Seaweed?


Let me get off track by saying that Seaweed and Penny win for best interracial couple ever.  Screw Heidi Klum and Seal.  Shia LaBeouf and Rhianna can suck it.  

I don't care if Seaweed and Penny are fictional.  They rock!

Anyway, sure, I'd date a black guy, why not?  My parents might have simultaneous heart attacks and then roll over a couple of times in their graves, and then start break dancing, but love is color blind, right?

So, where do you go to meet black people?

Why, at the Black People Meet, of course!

Seriously,  www.blackpeoplemeet.com

Filling out personal information on these sites is always entertaining.


Ok, so you're looking for a dude or a chick, and you have to describe your looks.  What do you put?  I mean, even if you're FUGLY, don't even bother putting anything short of STUNNING LOOKING.  DUH.  Haven't you ever heard of the power of persuasion? Let the viewer decide if they agree.

Can you guess what I chose?


Oh, and check out the last personality question.  I was GOING to put gymnastics, but out of a hundred choices, it wasn't even there, so the alternative I chose was a close second.

Also, check out the "relationship expectations"

Scary!! Penpal, UNCHECK!



So far I'm doing pretty well on getting some attention.  I think it's because I said I was stunning looking.


Too bad I ain't gonna pay to talk to them.

2 comments:

  1. Some Fictional Black and White Couples...
    *Black woman and White man
    **Isaac Brice and Terri Jones, Barbershop: The Series
    **Billy Keikeya and Anastasia "Dee" Dualla, Battlestar Galactica
    **Frank Farmer and Rachel Marron, The Bodyguard
    **Shawn Hunter and Angela Moore, Boy Meets World
    **James Bond and Giacinta "Jinx" Johnson, Die Another Day
    **Kimberly Reese and Matthew, A Different World
    **Ross Geller and Charlie Wheeler, Friends
    **Joey Tribbiani and Charlie Wheeler, Friends
    **Simon Green and Theresa Jones, Guess Who
    **William O. "Bill" Gillespie and Harriett DeLong, In the Heat of the Night (TV series)
    **Tom and Helen Willis, The Jeffersons
    **Bernard and Rose, Lost
    **Hal Jackson and Sarah Mathews, Made in America
    **Hank Grotowski and Leticia Musgrove, Monster's Ball
    **Danny Dallas and Polly Dawson, Soap
    **Brian Kelly and Kenya McQueen, Something New
    **James T. Kirk and Martia, Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
    *White woman and Black man
    **Dr. Greg Butters and Ally McBeal, Ally McBeal
    **Charles Gunn and Winifred "Fred" Burkle, Angel
    **Nelson Crowe and Margaret Wells, Bad Company (1995 film)
    **Jesse Reese and Helena Kyle/Huntress, Birds of Prey
    **Nathaniel Hawthorne and Molly Dodd, The Days and Nights of Molly Dodd
    **Matthew Applewhite and Danielle Van De Kamp, Desperate Housewives
    **Dr. Peter Benton and Dr. Elizabeth Corday, ER
    **Dr. John Wade Prentice and Christina Drayton, Guess Who's Coming to Dinner
    **Braxton P. Hartnabrig and Cameron Caldwell, The Jamie Foxx Show
    **Flipper Purify and Angie Tucci, Jungle Fever
    **Jonathan Rollins and Zoey Clemmons, L.A. Law
    **Blanche Maxwell and Mede, Mandingo
    **Dr. S and Marci Feld, Marci X
    **Cloak and Dagger, Marvel Comics superheroes
    **Luke Cage and Jessica Jones, Marvel Comics superheroes
    **Jordan Greene and Kimberly
    **Odin James and Desi Brable, O
    **Othello and Desdemona, Othello
    **Derek Reynolds and Sara Johnson, Save the Last Dance
    **Dr. Robert Leeds and Miranda Hobbes, Sex and the City
    **Mikey and Rose, Shadowboxer
    **Ron and Ellen Freeman, True Colors
    **President David Palmer and Dr. Anne Packard, 24
    **Charlie Young and Zoey Bartlet, The West Wing
    **Cedric Daniels and Rhonda Pearlman, The Wire
    **Xena and Marcus, Xena: Warrior Princess
    *White man and Black man
    **Russell Emerson and Chris Daily, Roc
    **Trent Conway and Paul, Six Degrees of Separation
    **David Fisher and Keith Charles, Six Feet Under

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  2. disabled sports, awesome! and there's nothing wrong with dating a black guy. i would have done it (had some opportunities but wasnt single) and i'd do it again if i had the chance. this one black guy i worked with wanted me to stay in boston "to give the east coast guys a chance"

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