Try these food related pick up lines at a party, at church, or a convalescent home! It's bound to get you in someone's pants, or at the very least in a food fight of epic proportions.
But you don't have to take my word for it. (In fact, you probably shouldn't.)
1. What do you like to spread on your buns?
2. Do you like thighs or breasts?
3. Do you like big melons?
4. Do you like milk in your jugs?
5. Do you like to eat kosher meat? (for you jewish folk out there)
6. Big sausages or little ones?
7. Can I ream your lemon?
8. Wanna lick my beater?
9. Would you like to try my special sauce?
10. Nice apron, wanna fuck?
:)
1. Slap some butter on it
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3. Proportional Melons are best
4. No
5. Not applicable
6. Not applicable
7. Do I really want to know?
8. Not applicable
9. why am I posting this?
10. If I have to complement your apron to get laid I'll do it.