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I found a Boy

I thought I told you, he'd be home soon
Couldn't help myself, you're too good to be true.
I fall short each time,
Every time he ain't here,
You and your charm creep closer, closer in here,
Like a fool for fire I fall, with my pride and all.
Like a bomb before explosion,
Ticking by your call.
You're the wiser one, disguised from greed,
And I'm just a child who belongs on her knees.

But I found a boy who I love more,
Than I ever did you before,
So stand beside the river I cried,
And let yourself down!
Look how you want me now that I don't need you.

So, you thought that I would crumble to my knees
At the first sight of you, crawling back to me
To whisper "will you leave your man?"
Cause you swear that this time you can stand by me. I won't stand by you.

Cause I found a boy who I love more,
Than I ever did you before,
So stand beside the river I cried
And let yourself down!
Look how you want me now that I don't need you.

I ain't yours for no taking,
You must be mistaken
I could never look in your eyes, and settle for wrong
And ignore the right

Well I found a boy who loves me more,
Than you ever did me before.
So stand beside the river you'll cry
And let yourself down!
Look how you want me now that I don't need you.

Some old stuff

HAH. I really wanted to do this, but I just never got around to it.  The goal was to stand by the freeway with this sign:

and also wear this T-shirt:

Yeah, that would have been funny.  :P

Put Your Hands On Me

I guess I'm picky with love
Well baby I give it up it's you I choose
And don't keep me waiting
This girl's got things she needs to do
Oh if I was blind, you'd help me see

If I lost my mind, you'd find it for me
Speak on it babe tell me what do you need
Because all I need is for you to love me baby

Put your hands on me baby
Put your hands on me baby
You got me flipping
Put your hands on me baby
Put your hands on me baby

Can't stop my mind from thinking of you
How am I supposed to function
Got me feelin' for your lips on my kiss
All night, never want no other lover

Baby I'm hungry
I want and I need
Bring me your sugar
And pour it all over me baby

Put your hands on me baby
Put your hands on me baby
You got me flipping
Put your hands on me baby
Put your hands on me baby

Up till now my eyes could see
Touch me once and it's all hazy

I don't know why and I don't know how
But somehow some way you got me

I can't explain can't comprehend the world could reach its very end and all I focus on is him
The way he moves, he found his groove there's nothing left to do but tell the world the truth
Cause there's no way out
I love him
I feel him
Oh I'm lovin' those hands

Put your hands on me baby
You got me flipping
One more time
Put your hands on me baby
Put your hands on me baby
One taste I'm trippin
Just kiss me baby, tell me you're mine
Put your hands on me baby 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h__d0RMFOkQ

I can do whatever I want. It's my blog.

You must listen to this story
Pay attention to this tale
For you to bathe in glory
You must be doomed to fail
Let you in on no secret
Give yourself no head start
Taking in the breath is easy
Making is the hardest part

This is a cause for alarm
Get on your knees and pray
Don't be a knight in armor
Without a beast to slay

There is no dress rehearsal
There's no easy lesson learned
Better to be breathing fire
Than to have your bridges burned
Let it be your only duty
Dedicate it to your own
If you gonna fight like lion
Someone ought get murdered off

This is a cause for alarm
Get on your knees and pray
Don't be a knight in armor
Without a beast to slay

This is a cause for alarm
Get on your knees and stay
Don't be a knight in armor
Without a beast to slay

Fire fall upon us
And lighting shall strike the Earth
For you to reach salvation
You must value what it's worth
When there are great expectation
There is no one else to blame
You can either shoot for freedom
Or you drag a ball and chain

This is a cause for alarm
Get on your knees and pray
Don't be a knight in armor
Without a beast to slay

This is a cause for alarm
Get on your knees and stay
Don't be a knight in armor
Without a beast to slay

Pretty Much

http://youtu.be/g3hBYTkI-sE

My friends feel it's their appointed duty
They keep trying to tell me all you want to do is use me
But my answer yeah to all that use me stuff
Is I wanna spread the news that if it feels this good getting used
Oh you just keep on using me until you use me up
Until you use me up

My brother sit me right down and he talked to me
He told me that I ought not to let you just walk on me
And I'm sure he meant well yeah but when our talk was through
I said brother if you only knew you'd wish that you were in my shoes
You just keep on using me until you use me up
Until you use me up

Oh sometimes yeah it's true you really do abuse me
You get in a crowd of high class people and then you act real rude to me
But oh baby baby baby baby when you love me I can't get enough
I and I wanna spread the news that if it feels this good getting used
Oh you just keep on using me until you use me up
Until you use me up

Talking about you using me but it all depends on what you do
It ain't too bad the way you're using me
Cause I sure am using you to do the things you do
Ah ha to do the things you do

I read this and I think of...